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good god I'm a magnet for crazy fucks
12:08 May 06 2012
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*Head desk*
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Wtf
oh fuck
04:32 May 06 2012
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Strangers are reading my journal.
Uh, there's nothing to see here..... really. O_o
Uh, uuuuh.... these are not the droids you're looking for. o_O
Move along... move along.
03:59 May 06 2012
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I'm not a very girly girl. =l
People at work are shocked at my blatent talk of anything and everything, including the forbidden topic of pooping. And I got news for you guys out there that live under the misconception that women don't poop. I've met some bitches that could drop a deuce that peels the paint and wallpaper off the bathroom wall just as well as you stinky boys. Hahaha Even some of the little princesses at work have left some real nose burners in the bathroom.
Anyway, I think I creeped my coworker out by telling him that I had eaten so much that day I was going to 'shit a planet' later. O.o I got a mouth gaping stare for a few minutes on that one.
And then last night, a new indian restaurant dropped free food off at work so we would send them business. The poor new guy from puerto rico isn't used to me yet. I asked him if the food is a porcelain scorcher (dude.. some indian food is insanely hot). Poor bastard asked what I meant by that. I asked him if the food was going to burn going in and coming out. O.o that sumbitch laughed a few tears out. You'll have to excuse me if I don't take my chances when it comes to 'fire in the hole'.
Poor WC must also be horrified by my bathroom talk. A few days ago I threatened to raid the baby's diaper rash cream. Also on more than one occasion I've professed that he should 'call a priest' for an exorcism because I just 'shit a demon'. (Hahaha that reeminds me of scary movie... I think it's the second one that starts out with the crapper scene and the exorcism.)
Anyway. Winner winner chicken dinner... this grody bitch is a real catch eh? =(
Damn.
fuckin really?
02:55 May 06 2012
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Some people just don't know when to stfu.
09:21 May 02 2012
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I drank too much coffee today and now I have heartburn. =l
The ol man put on a movie today called Arabian Nights. It was some foreign subtitled older movie that looked more like a porno with plot than a real movie. I decided to bugger off to bed when some old dude started fondling the peckers of guys about 40 years younger than him. WC was already asleep by that point, so the kid and I took naps too.
While I was sleeping today I dreamed of Armageddon, or the apocalypse (whichever you prefer). O.o
Here's the part where I sound bat shit crazy. While the topic of my dream is slightly disturbing, the overall tone I received from it was peaceful. Mind you I have no clue what will happen to my soul once my body is nothing more than a carcass. I've fallen out of my faith over the years. Part of me wants to regain that.
Anyway in my dream a foreign country started nuclear war, and it wasn't long before the whole planet hit fallout status. I was sitting in a room with my loved ones waiting for the end to come, and for all of us to be judged.
Odd I know.
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